February 2011
1 post
50. dumb girls
you know the girls that over analyze EVERYTHING of ANY aspect of life. yes i think theres a time to think about stuff but DANNGGG calmmmm downnnn when its over dumb stuff
April 2010
5 posts
49. Selfish People!!!!!!
when they could easily share something or comprimise with you and refuse to for absolutely NO reason. really? grow up
48. GAS
if i never had to pay for gas, id drive all day everyday everywhere! i need a summer job- bad
47. STRAPLESS DRESSES
in pictures- they work! your walking- theyre fine. dancing? slip slip slip. i hate them and the constant pulling up! for prom i got a strapless dress… then i got home and realized what im in for this saturday. FML.
“46. nosey phone takers”
– everyone knows that one person when your at lunch, when you leave your phone in your book bag and you leave, whatever, they get the chance and they snoop through your phone. QUIT IT.
“46. people who refuse to take down pictures of you that are ugly”
– not sure how this isnt number one! i mean really, why would you keep it up after someone asked you not to? it them look just as bad as the picture is if not worse haha
March 2010
1 post
45. big braggers, small achievements
this has happened a few times lately; some will will say
GUESS WHAT I TRIED SMOKING/DRINKING!!!!! when they only took a sip/hit
-your not cool. nothing even happened to you; you couldve driven, walked in a straight line, whatever nothing even happened. i mean even if you did get totally wasted or high- your still not cool. if you have to point out to some one how awesome you are- maybe your not...
January 2010
3 posts
“44. BAD DANCER”
– oh man, now THEY make me want to run away to madagascar. there’s soo many stereo types too- just stands there, tries TOO hard, so far you think your dancing by yourself, so close you think your going to fall over and can’t breath theyre stealing your air! why cant you just dance. and not...
“43. EXAMS”
– stress stress stress!
42. Sassy "Pre-Teens"
You know, when they’re between the age 8-12 and they aren’t to conceeded to yet but they can just be really, really, really really annoying. and oddly sassy to make their point right when really… 1 its not right & 2 theres no point in fighting over useless topics
hahaahahahaha
August 2009
2 posts
“41. UNDER-BREATH MUMBLERS”
– you know, when theyll oh so silently speak their minds because theyre too chicken to say it aloud. gay.
“40. WHEN SOME ONE CALLS, YOU CALL BACK, THEN THE TEXT YOU AND SAY YOU CALLED?”
– i mean really? i hate that.
July 2009
4 posts
39. BITING POPSICLES
like with your front two teeth and chomping. EWWW it makes my teeth hurt and i want to grab it out of their hand and throw it and say NO MORE POPSICLE FOR YOU.
38. COMMERCIALS
with the exception of 700 club and those shows that only play info-mercials they SHOULDNT BE ON TV. or pop up ads on the computer! they take up TOO much time and it only makes me want your product less.
37. BAD DREAMS
i havent had one in forever but last night i did and it was NO fun. bad dreams are stupid.
36. ORTHODONTISTS
i dont even have braces anymore but that seasonal checkup always comes and it FREAKS ME OUT. the thought of ever having braces again makes me want to run away to madagascar!
June 2009
19 posts
“35. POINTLESS FIGHTS”
– and for some reason at the time it seems like the biggest thing even if its moving a stool. got to love those sibling fights <333333 ugh. fighting in general. verbal or physical i think is so stupid, like guys fighting beating eachother up..cooool theyre hurt that solved NOTHING..
“34. LOUD LOUD LOUD TALKERS”
– haha, or for example. i had a step sister who used to SCREAM practically whenn she talked. so i would scream back so she could see how A. annoying it was B. what she was doing to everyone in the room. she learned to stop.
“33. NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE”
– it makes you feel so dependent! and i kind of feel like an animal. i can only do what i want when others choose for me to..
“32. BEING RUSHED”
– i shouldve made this number three or something! its my absolute least favorite feeling ever. or well maybe not ever. but i just wish there were more time for some things.
“31. ACRILLIC PAINT”
– i painted a bottle with acrilics FOUR DAYS AGO, if you touched it, your hand would be blue. it NEVER EVER dries!!!! maybe i got the wrong kind of paint. but mine is terrible and i want to throw it out my window.
“30. SCREAMING MUSIC”
– i just cant seem to relate haha. like, how do you just sit there and listen to it and enjoy it… can you even understand it? i feel like its just strange. not the good strange though!
“29. TWITTER”
– what is it? i feel like some one tried combining tumblr and facebook…didnt work. personally i think its pretty lame
“28. “W being pronounced dub yuhh”
– i want to throw people out of buildings when i hear that. i want it say, ” its DOUBLE YOU. not DUB YUH” tard.
“27. THATS MY THING”
– you can not own a word. or a phrase. or a shirt. or a song. if someone else says or wears or sings “your thing” get over it!!! did you create it? no ma’am. and if you did- shouldnt you be happy someone else likes it too?
“26. PARTY PLANNING”
– i love having parties. and being at parties. and everything about them. but planning=way too stressful
“25. DECISIONS”
– ‘cause sometimes itd just be so much better if you could choose both.. but you cant have your own cake and eat it to, can you?
“24.STINK BUGS AND MOTHS”
– 1. stink bugs: they have no purpose! all they do is smell and theyre ugly. 2. moths are basically hairy little butterflies, where’d they come from? are they catipillers first or do they just appear? theyre so WEIRD.
“23. UNLABELED RELATIONSHIPS”
– like, when your “talking” or if your “dating” or just leave it labeless..cool..
or like. soon to be step father/mother/brother/sister ? if theyre about to be engaged? how do you explain THAT one louis
“22. COLDNESS”
– or, if it were up to me. i would live in Cuba or Australia. Cold is terrible: sniffy noses and too much clothes.
“21. RUDE HOMELESS PEOPLE”
– i mean really. if someone gives you something dont go sell it, appreciate it. you WONDER why your homeless, stop being a jerk!
“20. PLAYERS”
– sorry, personally i dont look for people to screw me over and ditch me
“19. “LOL”
– stop stop stop, “lol” is not even real anymore. or “lmao/ lmfao” <— i feel like thats for internet preditors trying to seem BA. dont get me started on “rofl”!
haha is just fine. we dont need all these acronyms and such.
“18. DOUBLE CHINS”
– omg. seriously. i seem to rock them a bunch in pictures from below or making a YUCK face. but dont post them on facebook or make them! ew, i try to avoid at all times.
“17. POSERS AND LABELS”
– why are there labels like, “goth” and “jocks” and “nerds” and “sluts”? What if there was an athletic person who had a 4.0 and cut themselves so they screw around with people for fun ? NOW what are they?
My point is, everyone has more than one...
“16. JUDGEMENT”
– seriously who are you to judge who i am, check yourself out first you probably have your faults too.
May 2009
17 posts
“15. BAD BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS”
– gold diggers
trash talkers
TOO obsessive
leads on, then dumps for no reason
the cheater
clingy type
the kind that doesnt know how to text if their life depended on it
just in it to get some
theres probably more to add on to this.
“14. LIARS”
– …seriously does any one like people who lie? i think not.
“13. CROCS”
– oh my lord. no matter how good they feel you look so stupid wearing them. i want to burn every pair i see.
“12. SPORKS”
– also known as spoon forks. i just cant handle them personally.
“11. SMOKING”
– oh cool lets kill ourselves guys! no. shut up. your not cool. if i were a 6’4 tall muscular black guy id beat you all up, unfortunately i dont see that happening for me in the near future.
“10. TAG-A-LONGS”
– everyone knows that one person who comes to a public event, then theres always something after for FRIENDS. then the tag-a-long says oh thats cool wana carpool? or jumps in and is like. oh what time is this at… You cant say, “oh 7:30 tonight but your not invited!” so you have to...
“9. TWO FACED PEOPLE”
– do i really need to further explain? and if your guna be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
“8. LOUD EATERS”
– when the room is silent
when theyre RIGHT by your ear
SLURPING!!!!!!!
general chomping unclosed mouths=nasty ew.
“7. ATTENTION BEGGERS”
– “ohhh look how fat i amm.. *whips head around, glares til you say, noo what are you talking about?!” one day. what do you want me to say, damn straight you need to get on that weight watchers jank!
“im not cute :[ ” when they KNOW theyre goregeous. TURN OFF.
“im not...
“6. Gh3++0 +@Lk!nG.~*”
– ..are you too cool for english? cause i cant decode some of that crap.
“5. CANCELING ON PLANS”
– the classic last minute; oh well we just left sooo you can meet us at (location that is like 20 minutes away inserted here.)
“4. AFTER EVERYWORD IN A TEXT: ………....”
– its like. are you trying to make it awkward? seriously. say whatever you think instead of oh nothing…… who cares….. i dont mind…. SHUT UP. i hate when people are like no its okay…….. then your like oh okay cool. then theyre pissed. i mean, YOU said it was okay.
“3. ONE WORD TEXTS”
– especially when you send a novel of a text message and all they have to say in return is, “cool”, “okay” or my favorite.”oh.”
“2. DRAMA”
– ‘cause no one actually likes being talked about.